Islam is a very dangerous ideology and a threat for peace in the world; This potential terrorism accumulated as the quran is hatebook commanding the jihad and preaching to convert or kill the infidels, beheading, stoning, chopping, hanging, lashing, burning, beating and many kind of other crimes, atrocities and terrorism.
A vile religious woman tried telling me Jesus is king. I tried telling her it was Elvis! Not happy!
“People who don’t like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn’t have such funny beliefs.”
“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
“Enjoy this adventure in the physical world. It is a gift to enjoy—not a struggle to endure.”
“Absence of evidence is evidence of absence”
“Science is interesting, and if you don’t agree, you can fuck off!”
“Every time you see a rainbow, god is having gay sex.”
A modern religion, advertised as a shampoo brand.
“Why just let one deity take you to the after life, with ChristWash, you get the benefits of a Holy Trinity -The Farter, Sun, and Horny Spirit- along with your complete devotional blessings. It’s harsh on the brain,
But kind on the soul. Used daily, it will remove all the stains of modern thinking and scientific reasoning, Leaving you clean, pure, and unsullied.
Forget other brands such as ThinkFree or Head & Reason, with ChristWash – you can soap yourself to happy oblivion.
Q: What does the prophet Muhammed (pbuh) love the most about 29-year-old girls?
A: There are twenty of them.
“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e., everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time”
Religions’ prophecies are the time bomb, there are no place for PEACE and HUMANITY in it when they always refuse to think properly, they always pray god for the sake of themselves and dismiss all other entities.
On the sixth day, God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor.
“The CIA are paranoid, the Pagans are superstitious, the New Agers are hearing voices, the Wiccans kill babies, the Catholics pray to an invisible god which they cannot physically see & Echelon thinks people are out to get them. And the craziest people you’ll find in the Hospitals are emotionally wounded (dew to past trauma); rebellious teenagers & people who don’t want to live anymore. Can you see what’s wrong here?”
A great title for a book: “How believing in God gave me a Mental Illness.
Responding to people saying “You’re going to Hell!
Bad mood: “Well at least I’m not in Heaven where that Sadistic god lives!”
Neutral mood: “Meh, tell me something I don’t know!”
Good mood: “Muhahaaa! Yeah you know it!
“God is either my drug of choice, or believing in him is my mental illness!”
“Heaven is at the center, & longevity is at the fringes.”
“Give man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him a religion and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish”
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. “How soon can I go home?’
Happy Mental Health Day!
You can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend …